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LJ has finally bumped it's mahfuggin' head all the way with this ugly new format and removing the goddamn subject lines and ability to preview. I'm going to start the complete move over to Dreamwidth soon.
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Title: DressCrossed: Gullible
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: T
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing/Characters: Yuuri, Wolfram, Shouri, pre-slash
Word Count: 500
Fic Type: Drabble; Drama; Disturbing Themes
Summary: Thanks to a nasty trick played by Shouri, Yuuri finds out that Wolfram's desire to please him makes Wolfram far too gullible for his own good.
Notes: This is part five, the last part of a series of unconnected drabbles with the same theme: Crossdressing.
I hope the result pleases you. )
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Wonder Woman's redesigned costume is hideous. It reminds me far too much of the 90's biker shorts version of WW (you know, the costume she wore when Artemis was parading around as Wonder Woman in her actual costume), and it looks immensely dated already.

As much as I would love a new WW costume with pants, I can't get behind this ugliness and would have preferred her old costume to this one. They should have taken the old Donna Troy version of the Wonder Girl costume, and redesigned it to look more like something Diana would wear. This is ugly, and does little to pay homage to the history behind WW's original costume (where's the white and blue?).

Superboy called - he wants his 90's costume back.
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What do people not understand? You would think after the entire Diana Gabaldon "fanfic writers are like creepy stalkers that write porn about your children" fiasco that people would know better.

Writing fan fiction arguably falls under fair use (I say arguably, because while a fanfic writer is using someone else's copyrighted works, they are not making profit off of them or passing that work off as entirely their creation). SELLING fan fiction most certainly does NOT fall under fair use, and is undeniably copyright infringement. So when I see things like the fan mentioned here attempting to sell her fan fiction (under the guise of "Donations") and Torchwood fandom fic auctioning mentioned here, I want to bash my head (and theirs) against a wall.

Cut it out, people.

This type of crap is why a lot of professional writers fear fan fiction and think it's the Devil: because some people are trying to make monetary gains off their works. Find another way to put money in your respective pockets.

And finally, darling #1: You are 27. I am 29. I am criticizing your actions, and my criticism of you is no more valid than someone 10, 20, 30 or more years older than you solely because I fall within your age range. Shoot, even people 10 years younger than you can criticize what you are doing without their criticism being invalid because they are whippersnappers.

Ageism in fandom is annoying (how many times have some of us older fans heard "you're too old to be writing fan fiction/enjoying fannish things!" by other fans and people who don't get fandom? And what about younger fans who are often derided when people assume that bad grammar/horrid plots has to have been committed by someone their age?), and no one is "picking on you" when they call you out because you are doing something that is considered a huge no-no in fandom.
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Title: Kinks: Killing
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: T
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Wolfram/???; Murata
Word Count: 100
Fic Type: Drabble; Humor; Crack
Summary: Murata understands Wolfram's obsession.

Notes: This is part five of a series of unconnected drabbles with the same theme: kinks.
Anytime he ruthlessly killed someone, it turned Wolfram on. )
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Taken from a Deadpool fic (which was sporked here):

I roll my rainforest-colored eyes.

I can't!

Also, after I post the rest of the Kinks drabbles, I'm going to go back and re-edit all my older fics. Tedious, but I was re-reading them the other day and cringing at my old mistakes (the blond did this, the blond did that, the fire mazoku this, the fire mazoku that + Holy italics, Batman!). I'm finalizing the second oneshot that goes to TAATS (which is the first fic I'm going to revamp). I'm also completely finished with the third oneshot (well, sometimes I go back and change things up at the last minute) - but the second one needs to go before that one. I'll probably post the next set of themed drabbles before either of those, however.

I still have 9 chapters of a Do. Not. Want. sequel sitting on my hard drive, as well as a crack M-preg and several oneshots. Eventually, I'll do something with them - even if that means cutting them up and using the parts in other stories.
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It's over for me.


Another one is here.
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Title: Case of the Funky Psychedelic Stew
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: T
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: None
Word Count: 2560
Fic Type: Oneshot Humor
Summary: Questionable fungii thrown in the dinner stew causes some very freaky dreams – and not the good kind of freaky at that! Six people have six completely different dreams that are worthy of a scream. Wolfram; Gwendal; Yuuri; Murata; Conrad; Anissina
Sangria? These mushrooms look... different. Should I still use them? )
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Title: The Worst KKM Fic That I could Possibly Write
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: M (for swearing)
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Yuuri x Tetra Sue, Günter x Anissina (WTF?), onesided Wolfram x Yuuri
Word Count: 2197
Fic Type: Oneshot Parody
Summary: Transfer student Tetra Sue Daikenjanetta von Wincott travels to Shin Makoku with Yuuri after introducing herself to him and instantly gaining his trust. She's the most sparkly, beautiful being, and she has psychic dreams! Of course everyone falls in love with her, except Wolfram – who will try to harm her cause he's an evil brat! Yuuri/Tetra Self-Insert! Intentional OOCness! Bad Grammar! Annoying Author's Notes in the Middle of Sentences! Fanbrat Japanese! Netspeak! Random Smileys! Anti-Yaoi Propaganda! Crappy Plot! Wolfram Bashing! Did I miss anything?

There is only one way to settle this! )
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Well, by now, we all know that Christian Bale lost it on set the other day.

However, someone has remixed it -- and I'm in love. LOL.

NSFW due to cussing!

And here's a lovely soundboard as well! LOL...
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Banned Durex Condom Commercial:

Cut because Youtube shows the worst moment in the preview )
Nevermind me, I'll be over here making arrangements to fall in the closest open grave...
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Title: And Now, Because No One Demanded It!
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Wolfram x Everyone except Yuuri
Word Count: 1110
Fic Type: Oneshot
Summary: Wolfram has sex with everyone – except Yuuri? Warnings for incest, swearing, slash, het, everything. Sheer parody/crack.

Yuuri couldn't believe his eyes. )
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I'm sorry, but this... this... shit just destroyed my mind.


*dies laughing*


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