Nightmare on Shin Makoku Street?
Jan. 22nd, 2009 02:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shazaframAfter today's KKM chat, I laid down (haven't been feeling well lately), and I had one of the most screwed up dreams I have ever had.
I dreamed that anime Wolfram (from KKM) was best friends with Morgan Freeman (WTF?), who ran a small bakery in Shin Makoku. Morgan Freeman was getting ready to hire Wolfram to do some accounting work for him. Anyhow, just as he hired him, the scene cut to further up the street where some anime chick with red hair (um... I don't remember seeing such a character EVER) was making out with a real-life fake Joker.
The REAL Joker came skipping down the street, took note of the fake Joker, and nodded. The fake Joker then heard some funny sound in the pipes (yes, pipes) above his head.
Anyhow, scene cuts back to Wolfram and Morgan Freeman, who are discussing the job he's being offered. All of a sudden, the bakery explodes -- but the two men managed to get out in time. A mob mixed with real life and anime characters show up, and they're either trying to help Wolfram/Morgan, or they're trying to fight them. The real life crowd is filled with old R&B singers -- I noted Keith Sweat being one of them (the others have escaped my mind). Gerald Levert (RIP) music starts to play (specifically, the song "Taking Everything") as the scene temporarily cuts to an abandoned bar, where Keith Sweat was sitting and looking sad due to the Gerald Levert song playing (they used to sing together).
It cuts back to the crowd as Morgan Freeman pushes Wolfram out of the way when the Joker tosses a vial of poison in his direction. Morgan Freeman is affected by the potion but manages to stand. However, somehow some boots filled with Joker poison have been placed on his feet, and he dies.
Wolfram screams in agony, and turns from an anime character to a REAL LIFE CHARACTER. This is where it got even more WTF.
Wolfram strolls through downtown (yes, Shin Makoku now had an updated downtown that looked like it was crumbling due to neglect/warfare), angsting over Morgan Freeman. He goes down a street and sees all the junkies and prostitutes on it and loses his mind. He pimp slaps the prostitutes and beats the crap out of several people he comes across, and then strolls up on a group of men. He points at one and goes "I want him.". The others claim he can't have him, so he beats the crap out of THEM except for the one he pointed at.
Oh, I guess I should mention now that the guy he pointed at was Joey Fatone. Joey. Fatone. WTF?
Anyhow, they go off and have sex, and Wolfram then decides he wants to become the Punisher and avenge Morgan Freeman's death by killing the Joker.
The view then switches to that random anime chick that I mentioned, and we see things through her eyes as she remembers how well Morgan Freeman used to treat her when she was a kid (WTF?). She then decides to redeem herself, and as the crowd was fighting like I mentioned earlier, she joins the side helping Morgan Freeman.
She goes through the very same WTF scene as Wolfram, only she doesn't get to Joey Fatone. Instead, she comes across my Step-Father (WTF?), and kills him for assisting the Joker.
Her and Wolfram finally meet, and he forgives her for being in with the fake Joker (who helped fight against Morgan Freeman). Wolfram is now dressed as the Punisher, sans the mask -- and has gathered some other vigilantes to help him.
Last thing I saw before waking up was all of Wolfram's guns pointed at the Joker, who had an OH SHI-- look on his face.
So, I'm sitting here all WTF right now, wanting to slash Wolfram with Morgan Freeman, Joey Fatone AND the Joker.
I need an intervention.
And let me note that my dreams are very realistic. So realistic that it sometimes feels like I'm actually there and experiencing what's going on. That made it extra creepy.
I dreamed that anime Wolfram (from KKM) was best friends with Morgan Freeman (WTF?), who ran a small bakery in Shin Makoku. Morgan Freeman was getting ready to hire Wolfram to do some accounting work for him. Anyhow, just as he hired him, the scene cut to further up the street where some anime chick with red hair (um... I don't remember seeing such a character EVER) was making out with a real-life fake Joker.
The REAL Joker came skipping down the street, took note of the fake Joker, and nodded. The fake Joker then heard some funny sound in the pipes (yes, pipes) above his head.
Anyhow, scene cuts back to Wolfram and Morgan Freeman, who are discussing the job he's being offered. All of a sudden, the bakery explodes -- but the two men managed to get out in time. A mob mixed with real life and anime characters show up, and they're either trying to help Wolfram/Morgan, or they're trying to fight them. The real life crowd is filled with old R&B singers -- I noted Keith Sweat being one of them (the others have escaped my mind). Gerald Levert (RIP) music starts to play (specifically, the song "Taking Everything") as the scene temporarily cuts to an abandoned bar, where Keith Sweat was sitting and looking sad due to the Gerald Levert song playing (they used to sing together).
It cuts back to the crowd as Morgan Freeman pushes Wolfram out of the way when the Joker tosses a vial of poison in his direction. Morgan Freeman is affected by the potion but manages to stand. However, somehow some boots filled with Joker poison have been placed on his feet, and he dies.
Wolfram screams in agony, and turns from an anime character to a REAL LIFE CHARACTER. This is where it got even more WTF.
Wolfram strolls through downtown (yes, Shin Makoku now had an updated downtown that looked like it was crumbling due to neglect/warfare), angsting over Morgan Freeman. He goes down a street and sees all the junkies and prostitutes on it and loses his mind. He pimp slaps the prostitutes and beats the crap out of several people he comes across, and then strolls up on a group of men. He points at one and goes "I want him.". The others claim he can't have him, so he beats the crap out of THEM except for the one he pointed at.
Oh, I guess I should mention now that the guy he pointed at was Joey Fatone. Joey. Fatone. WTF?
Anyhow, they go off and have sex, and Wolfram then decides he wants to become the Punisher and avenge Morgan Freeman's death by killing the Joker.
The view then switches to that random anime chick that I mentioned, and we see things through her eyes as she remembers how well Morgan Freeman used to treat her when she was a kid (WTF?). She then decides to redeem herself, and as the crowd was fighting like I mentioned earlier, she joins the side helping Morgan Freeman.
She goes through the very same WTF scene as Wolfram, only she doesn't get to Joey Fatone. Instead, she comes across my Step-Father (WTF?), and kills him for assisting the Joker.
Her and Wolfram finally meet, and he forgives her for being in with the fake Joker (who helped fight against Morgan Freeman). Wolfram is now dressed as the Punisher, sans the mask -- and has gathered some other vigilantes to help him.
Last thing I saw before waking up was all of Wolfram's guns pointed at the Joker, who had an OH SHI-- look on his face.
So, I'm sitting here all WTF right now, wanting to slash Wolfram with Morgan Freeman, Joey Fatone AND the Joker.
I need an intervention.
And let me note that my dreams are very realistic. So realistic that it sometimes feels like I'm actually there and experiencing what's going on. That made it extra creepy.
