Tresses: Love, Peace, and Hair Grease?

[shazafram]

Title: Tresses: Love, Peace, and Hair Grease?
Author: Batty_Gal a.k.a Tetra26
Rating: M
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Wolfram x Yuuri
Word Count: 100
Fic Type: Drabble; Humor
Summary: Wolfram doesn't like Yuuri's new hair style.
Notes: This is part three of a series of unconnected drabbles with the same theme: hair fetish.

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Tresses: Love, Peace, and Hair Grease?

"I don't like it at all," Wolfram said, pointing to Yuuri's new hairstyle.

"Why not? It's the current trend," Yuuri replied.

"Who cares? It isn't fitting for you."

"How so?"

"It just isn't."

"Give me a better reason than that, Wolfram."

"It's too greasy! I do not like the feel of it in my hands. This complicates things. You know how much I love to pull your hair when we make love. I am not about to do it with all that greasy pomade in it!"

"You'll love it, eventually."

"You'll masturbate, eternally."

"I'll wash it out immediately."

"Thank you."

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Comments

[neocloud9.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, nice. XD

Good to see who wears the pomade pants in this relationship!

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

LOL ikr? Flawless beauty victory!

[seamusog.livejournal.com]

The last lines are just made of pure WIN!

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

LOL thanks!

[pandawolf.livejournal.com]

“You'll love it, eventually.”

“You'll masturbate, eternally.”

“I'll wash it out immediately.”

“Thank you.”
Love 'em lots *thumbs up*

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[animaven.livejournal.com]

Common sense wins every time.

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

As it should.

[mugen-edamame.livejournal.com]

That last part was utterly awesome! When will Yuuri learn there's no way to win against Wolfram?

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yuuri should just give up in advance.

[tigersilver.livejournal.com]

heee! Made me laugh ;>

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'm glad it did!

[abydos-star.livejournal.com]

that last 4 lines were like.. this is why sex IS power :P

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha I know, right? Putting your foot down by keeping your pants up!

[lullachan.livejournal.com]

*tries to imagine Yuuri with his new hairstyle* ... O_o ... XDDDDDD
The current trend? Yuuri is a fashion victim now. XD


“You'll love it, eventually.”

“You'll masturbate, eternally.”

“I'll wash it out immediately.”
Best dialogue ever!

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, thanks, and I'm laughing so hard at that icon!

[lullachan.livejournal.com]

Héhé, I had fun making it! Those maths jokes are so funny...

[lia-the-demon.livejournal.com]

haha. your icon is just sooo funny. i had to laugh so hard. i have to try it in the next math test

[lullachan.livejournal.com]

Awwww, thank you! <3
Well, if your teacher has a sense of humor, it could work! ;D

[lia-the-demon.livejournal.com]

your story was hilarious. the last sentences were just perfect and it kinda rhymed so nice XD

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!